Grace
Mommy, will you come in the bathroom?
Jul
Why, honey? Is everything ok?
Grace
Yes mama but I finished pooping and I need you to wipe me.
Jul
Grace, you're a very big girl and I know you can wipe yourself.
Grace
I know mama but I don't want to, because it will make me not be fancy!
Jul
Ohhhh no. It is not ok for you to become too fancy to wipe your own butt.
Grace
Mom! It is too late! I am ALREADY too fancy for that! Don't you know?