Old Guy 1
You should sit in the whirlpool.
Old Guy 2
Whirlpool? I go in the sauna.
Old Guy 1
Sauna? You should try sitting in the whirlpool.
Old Guy 2
Nah. The whirlpool is full of germs.
Old Guy 1
Germs? Just don't go at nine o'clock.
Old Guy 2
Why? What happens then?
Old Guy 1
That's when all the old people go…
Old Guy 1
…and it's full of women. You could really impress the women.
Me
What time did you say, again?
Old Guys
{uproarious laughter}
Me
Don't act like I won't see you there.
Old Guys
{even more uproarious laughter}
Me
Why are you laughing?
Old Guy 1
Dollar to a donut says you're going to be at work by 9:00…
Old Guy 2
…so we get the whirlpool full of women to ourselves!
Old Guys
{even MORE uproarious laughter}
Me
Don't forget the old people.
Old Guys
{the most uproarious laughter, followed by coughing and wheezing that serves them right, the selfish jerks :( }