Jon
Why can't you get apples from vending machines? Why does it have to be all junk food?
Me
Apples from vending machines? Why don't you just move to Russia?
Jon
What? I'm serious, Barnesy. Or, like, dried fruit? What about dried cranberries?
Me
Or how about patchouli oil, or maybe a volkswagen bus? Communist. Hippie. I can't believe I invited you hunting with me.