I'll show you my blog.

The entire page is gold, but the reader comments are stunning.

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:36:27 -0400

The entire page is gold, but the reader comments are stunning.

"English is full of words whose pronunciation deviates from prescribed standards—precisely..."

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:19:11 -0400

“English is full of words whose pronunciation deviates from prescribed...

"If you absolutely must crawl up my ass with a microscope, at least spare me the complaint that..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:19:16 -0400

“If you absolutely must crawl up my ass with a microscope, at least spare me the complaint...

dwineman: I still don’t quite know what to think about the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:32:00 -0400

dwineman:

I still don’t quite know what to think about the Tumblr acquisition. It seems an enormous gamble on both sides. Like a smart, hip young woman who, after a few indelicate stumbles, had finally started making her way in the world only to elope with a desperate, aging serial wife murderer. Maybe they can save each other. Maybe.

But this oddly chaste robo-truncated CEO tumbltweet is a perfect piece of poetry.

fucking perfect

Actually, Ben, there is a list of seven key takeaways on slides...

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:20:00 -0400

Actually, Ben, there is a list of seven key takeaways on slides 105-111.

Even our head-shots scream “webinar!” I’m...

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:33:10 -0400

Even our head-shots scream “webinar!” I’m going to need an antacid.

Project meeting!

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:18:29 -0400

Project meeting!

One With Dog

Tue, 14 May 2013 11:26:00 -0400

I don’t remember why I thought it needed to go down like this, but I’d figured out a certifiably...

If You Want To Learn About Men

Mon, 13 May 2013 11:48:00 -0400

If I were a creature from another planet, and I wanted to learn about human men, I wouldn’t...

Ah, Mom.

Sun, 12 May 2013 18:04:10 -0400

Ah, Mom.

copycatr: Little League baseball can eat my asshole. Strike one!

Sat, 11 May 2013 17:38:21 -0400

copycatr: Little League baseball can eat my asshole. Strike one!

I think you mean thanks to my kids, but I’m happy to share...

Thu, 09 May 2013 10:54:21 -0400

I think you mean thanks to my kids, but I’m happy to share the credit.

For a Joyful Use of Curse Words

Wed, 08 May 2013 11:13:53 -0400

whileyouweresleeping: “…profanity and obscenity entitle people who don’t want unpleasant...

The Art of Cursing

Tue, 07 May 2013 13:35:00 -0400

You’ll always remember the first time you hear your kid say the f-word. Like the Space Shuttle...

Fitness Update

Mon, 06 May 2013 16:03:38 -0400

suburbanreport: So far, so awful. I ran a half marathon yesterday but apparently EVERYONE DOES...

So. Incredibly. Social. I know I know not another one, but look:...

Mon, 06 May 2013 12:46:00 -0400

So. Incredibly. Social.

I know I know not another one, but look: at this point The Pragmatist is feature-complete. You can do all the stuff people like to do with their themes, like stick twitter timelines or a shit-ton of social icons on it, or you can leave it minimal like it was when I first released it. There are over 40 customization options - 70 if you count the shit-ton of social icons. You can tweak little things and big things. That it looks equally right without all the gizmos activated as with is important to me. It’s how I keep calm after considering that I’ve made something more bloated than what I personally like: It’s still what I like, but it has the capacity to be what people who like a lot more stuff like, too.

Anyway, me me me. Blah blah blah. I don’t know how you put up with me sometimes.

View from the North Shore, Pittsburgh The date is May 3rd, 2013....

Fri, 03 May 2013 11:24:00 -0400

View from the North Shore, Pittsburgh

The date is May 3rd, 2013. A Friday. It’s 72°F with humidity of 27%. Although it’s sunny, cobweb-like clouds come and go overhead with the breeze. Bees are buzzing, traffic’s light, and the air smells like either honey or antifreeze. You could hardly ask for a more perfect day.

What's Ten Percent Between Friends?

Thu, 02 May 2013 10:11:00 -0400

Between May 1 and July 1, I’m going to try to lose 10% of my body weight. Jason says he is...

Answer: Who is Testy McTesterson?

Thu, 02 May 2013 09:24:36 -0400

Answer: Who is Testy McTesterson?

hereyougo: A personal favorite! Some stragglers from Here You...

Thu, 02 May 2013 08:34:25 -0400

hereyougo:

A personal favorite!

Some stragglers from Here You Go! We still have just shy of 100 umbrellas left to give away, and we’re barely getting a rainy season this Spring. Looks like next week is going to be our week to get back to work.