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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>My name is Geoff Barnes, and this here is my only blog.</description><title>I'll show you my blog.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @texburgher)</generator><link>http://www.texburgher.com/</link><item><title>Actually, Ben, there is a list of seven key takeaways on slides...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/de822fa719fbb7073532d0cec05d1574/tumblr_mmwg1nwTac1qz70kwo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Actually, &lt;a href="http://copycatr.tumblr.com"&gt;Ben&lt;/a&gt;, there &lt;em&gt;is&lt;/em&gt; a list of seven key takeaways on slides 105-111.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.texburgher.com/post/50583003379</link><guid>http://www.texburgher.com/post/50583003379</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 12:20:00 -0400</pubDate><category>webinar</category></item><item><title>Even our head-shots scream “webinar!” I’m...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d4c67e91a90a22bdb4be48c097d828f0/tumblr_mmwdva1w8w1qz70kwo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Even our head-shots scream “webinar!” &lt;span&gt;I’m going to need an antacid.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.texburgher.com/post/50580689043</link><guid>http://www.texburgher.com/post/50580689043</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 11:33:10 -0400</pubDate><category>webinar</category></item><item><title>Project meeting!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7c48ed8a0e5116c6f3601fa1edd8739e/tumblr_mmuiitjfdt1qz70kwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Project meeting!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.texburgher.com/post/50499327441</link><guid>http://www.texburgher.com/post/50499327441</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 11:18:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>One With Dog</title><description>

I don’t remember why I thought it needed to go down like this, but I’d figured out a certifiably...</description><link>http://www.texburgher.com/post/50423495724</link><guid>http://www.texburgher.com/post/50423495724</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 11:26:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>If You Want To Learn About Men</title><description>If I were a creature from another planet, and I wanted to learn about human men, I wouldn&amp;#8217;t...</description><link>http://www.texburgher.com/post/50346385698</link><guid>http://www.texburgher.com/post/50346385698</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 11:48:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Ah, Mom.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/87c6d3d0b386491ff83ecd746915e97c/tumblr_mmphayVBBk1qz70kwo8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ah, Mom.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.texburgher.com/post/50292338950</link><guid>http://www.texburgher.com/post/50292338950</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 18:04:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>copycatr:

Little League baseball can eat my asshole.

Strike one!</title><description>copycatr:

Little League baseball can eat my asshole.

Strike one!</description><link>http://www.texburgher.com/post/50197101690</link><guid>http://www.texburgher.com/post/50197101690</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 17:38:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I think you mean thanks to my kids, but I’m happy to share...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7eb8a7e4fbdc0730d7115dc340093d8a/tumblr_mmjdelHysO1qz70kwo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I think you mean thanks to &lt;em&gt;my kids&lt;/em&gt;, but I’m happy to share the credit.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.texburgher.com/post/50014574345</link><guid>http://www.texburgher.com/post/50014574345</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 10:54:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>For a Joyful Use of Curse Words</title><description>whileyouweresleeping:

“…profanity and obscenity entitle people who don’t want unpleasant...</description><link>http://www.texburgher.com/post/49936486097</link><guid>http://www.texburgher.com/post/49936486097</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 11:13:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Art of Cursing</title><description>

You’ll always remember the first time you hear your kid say the f-word. Like the Space Shuttle...</description><link>http://www.texburgher.com/post/49864817905</link><guid>http://www.texburgher.com/post/49864817905</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 13:35:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Fitness Update</title><description>suburbanreport:

So far, so awful.  I ran a half marathon yesterday but apparently EVERYONE DOES...</description><link>http://www.texburgher.com/post/49793929235</link><guid>http://www.texburgher.com/post/49793929235</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 16:03:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>So. Incredibly. Social.
I know I know not another one, but look:...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ccb1c4c2159d3550fd3d51831a73819c/tumblr_mmdyleCZ2B1qz70kwo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;So. Incredibly. Social.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I know I know not another one, but look: at this point &lt;a href="http://www.tumblr.com/theme/37021"&gt;The Pragmatist&lt;/a&gt; is feature-complete. You can do all the stuff people like to do with their themes, like stick twitter timelines or a shit-ton of social icons on it, or you can leave it minimal like it was when I first released it. There are over 40 customization options - 70 if you count the shit-ton of social icons. You can tweak little things and big things. That it looks equally right without all the gizmos activated as with is important to me. It’s how I keep calm after considering that I’ve made something more bloated than what I personally like: It’s still what I like, but it has the capacity to be what people who like a lot more stuff like, too.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyway, me me me. Blah blah blah. I don’t know how you put up with me sometimes.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.texburgher.com/post/49782046107</link><guid>http://www.texburgher.com/post/49782046107</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 12:46:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>View from the North Shore, Pittsburgh
The date is May 3rd, 2013....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b0914ae041beba151007e06a27b1781/tumblr_mm8agkoYut1qz70kwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;View from the North Shore, Pittsburgh&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The date is May 3rd, 2013. A Friday. It’s 72°F with humidity of 27%. Although it’s sunny, cobweb-like clouds come and go overhead with the breeze. Bees are buzzing, traffic’s light, and the air smells like either honey or antifreeze. You could hardly ask for a more perfect day.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.texburgher.com/post/49515975266</link><guid>http://www.texburgher.com/post/49515975266</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 11:24:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>What's Ten Percent Between Friends?</title><description>Between May 1 and July 1, I&amp;#8217;m going to try to lose 10% of my body weight. Jason says he is...</description><link>http://www.texburgher.com/post/49437215063</link><guid>http://www.texburgher.com/post/49437215063</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 10:11:00 -0400</pubDate><category>10percentchallenge</category></item><item><title>Answer: Who is Testy McTesterson?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e21a61901522438972426f6978a8a8fc/tumblr_mm6al0eOFS1qz70kwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Answer: Who is Testy McTesterson?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.texburgher.com/post/49435336093</link><guid>http://www.texburgher.com/post/49435336093</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 09:24:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>hereyougo:

A personal favorite!

Some stragglers from Here You...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/967e8058f09e67bf39a5aab88bf9c6b3/tumblr_mm681kXr6C1qzkulzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://1000umbrellas.org/post/49433294466/a-personal-favorite" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;hereyougo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;A personal favorite!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Some stragglers from Here You Go! We still have just shy of 100 umbrellas left to give away, and we’re barely getting a rainy season this Spring. Looks like next week is going to be our week to get back to work.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.texburgher.com/post/49433459804</link><guid>http://www.texburgher.com/post/49433459804</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 08:34:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>LinkedIn “Profile Strength”
If you fill the circle...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/15127db094a6e66eb3b74fad1de04f8b/tumblr_mm4htdjVEZ1qz70kwo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;LinkedIn “Profile Strength”&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you fill the circle all the way up, you advance from “All-Star” to “Baller” but nobody’s ever done it and lived to tell about it. True story.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.texburgher.com/post/49358943710</link><guid>http://www.texburgher.com/post/49358943710</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 10:05:37 -0400</pubDate><category>linkedin</category><category>feel how strong my profile is</category><category>go on touch my profile</category></item><item><title>Wellington
My folks are traveling. Mom sent me this picture....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/49e32758bf1eac01e6bf72ce8859d5ae/tumblr_mm4g6wvxMU1qz70kwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Wellington&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My folks are traveling. Mom sent me this picture. I’m just wondering why it has to look so perfect there. Come to think of it, other than Christchurch after the earthquake a few years ago, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture wherein New Zealand didn’t look idyllic. Sigh.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.texburgher.com/post/49357399234</link><guid>http://www.texburgher.com/post/49357399234</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 09:30:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>President Obama at 2013 White House Correspondents’...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ON2XWvyePH8?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;President Obama at 2013 White House Correspondents’ Dinner&lt;/strong&gt; (&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON2XWvyePH8&amp;feature=share"&gt;C-SPAN&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Because this is fantastic in its entirety, I’m just going to leave it here. The entire thing. In its entirety.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.texburgher.com/post/49291064775</link><guid>http://www.texburgher.com/post/49291064775</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 16:17:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Hello and I would like you to meet my sister. Her name is Megan,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d98de168129be3f9e7293f18a7cfa44e/tumblr_mm2rebWZyp1qz70kwo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hello and I would like you to meet my sister. Her name is Megan, and we grew up together and she turned out just fine. She is a therapist in Austin, Texas, which is as good a place as any to do therapy, I guess.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Last month, she called me with some questions about how to vet prospective web designers. She forwarded me a couple of proposals she had received and after I scraped myself up off the floor and recovered from the striking combination of exorbitant pricing, self-importance, and straight-up incompetence this crop of prospective designers had paraded before her, I told her to get herself on a plane to Pittsburgh and come spend a weekend here and I’d make her a site for free. Sure, she’d be out the cost of the tickets and a dinner or two, and I do like to eat fancy, but it’d be a pittance compared to the second-mortgage ransom demands she’d managed to solicit in and around Austin.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So this last weekend, she came up on Friday afternoon and we spent Saturday and Sunday building her a new site and that is a picture of my sister’s new site up there and if you would forgive my blatant attempt to lend a minuscule boost to her site’s search ranking, here is a link to her site by which you can either learn more about my sister the &lt;a href="http://meganbarneszesati.com"&gt;Austin psychotherapist&lt;/a&gt; or ignore it, totally your choice.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyway, now that that’s out of the way, my point is this: In a couple of days, we cranked out a pretty nice little website. We used Squarespace to do it (I know, I know, everyone already knows about Squarespace) and I came away with pretty positive feelings about the whole experience. While their page editor is a bit clunky, and will feel inevitably restrictive for anyone with development experience, I think it’s going to be perfect for my very nontechnical sister to use for site maintenance.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I mean, she already used it to write &lt;a href="http://meganbarneszesati.com/blog/2013/4/29/the-myth-of-self-love-first"&gt;a blog post&lt;/a&gt;, her first in four months.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyway, I don’t know where I was going with this except to show off my lovely sister to you guys, because we just had a really great weekend together and I’m feeling kinda braggy about her. That is all.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.texburgher.com/post/49262311673</link><guid>http://www.texburgher.com/post/49262311673</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 11:37:23 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
